That super awesome day that everyone looks forward to every year is quickly approaching. Yes that’s right. Wild Turkey Wednesday. The day when bros and their bro counterparts take part in drinking large amounts of Wild Turkey because the only day it’s actually acceptable to lay around all day and do nothing is in fact, Thanksgiving. Why not start your turkey day off right with a hangover and some hair of the dog while your mom sweats her ass off in the kitchen prepping that can of cranberry sauce that you’re not even going to eat because you and your bros had a “wicked awesome time at the bar last night”? I’m generalizing and stereotyping. I’m always one of the few people who appreciates all the effort that goes into prepping a large meal for people-but don’t climb on your high horse just yet. My grandmother made a family dinner for a minimum of 8 people once a week for YEARS-so don’t get all uppity because you made Thanksgiving dinner-some people actually cook their meals like, ALL THE TIME. Also let’s not forget all the people who still have to go to work on Thanksgiving. Try to think about what you’re actually thankful for, do it more than once a year, and don’t be an idiot because you’re home on break from college and think your parents are your house keepers-THEY AREN’T. Oh and if you’re planning on having a WICKED GOOD TIME the night before Thanksgiving, at least drink something decent like Jameson, and don’t drive. END RANT.
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